HELP University College Toastmasters Club

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Facts About Men

Well, these are the jokes about men, so ladies, enjoy this moment while you can ;)

And to all the guys out there, sorry, but you have to admit it is funny right? hehe


Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.

Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."

Hi there everyone, i'm hear to lighten n brighten this blog up with a post.
Do you all want to know what the United Nation Club is all about?
How is it formed and what do you do in meetings?
When will it be formed, do you go for field trips?
Do you speak? ... so on and so fourth.
If you are wondering about this, so am i!!!

Now this blog is the place to open a discussion to keep things very much ALIVE!
To those who are puzzled like me, feel free to post your questions.
To those who know the answers, play your part and help answer these question.
Blog-it up!
Chin Yeow, TM